Tam troll attack!

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VinivInc rage

kShamisi naa heLuvudella thamaasHegaagi!

Meanwhile in Sunnyvale

#epicMeme stuff right in our backyard!
photo courtesy: @devadutta

Troll Thatha- [for mature audience only]

generation gyaapu! 

Chandramukhi ? haLasu mukhi? rage!

need to explain?
Let the troll begin!

Boring Class Rage

ಕೆಲವು ಬೇವಾರಸಿ ಟಿಪ್ಪಣಿಗಳು

With no hope on the present generations' abilities to keep up with the "slang kannada" genre, I have taken up the task of de-mystifying few closely related slang usages in this post. Here it goes.
You should have heard:

1) ನಿನ್ನ ಚೌಡಿ ಬಿಡಿಸ್ಬಿಡ್ತಿನಿ
2) ನಿನ್ನ ಚಮ್ಮಡಿ ಸುಲಿದ್ಬಿಡ್ತಿನಿ
3) ನಿನ್ಗೆ ಹಿಡ್ದಿರೊ ಚೆಳಿ ಬಿಡಿಸ್ತಿನಿ

you could have heard the above usages at the following instances
1) when an elder person is ranting in your family, like your ಶೆಡ್ಕ or ನಾದಿನಿಯ ಸೊದರಮಾವನ ಬದರಯಣ ಸಂಬಂಧ 
2) your PT mestru (ಮೇಷ್ಟ್ರು) using it to erase off your senses from your ಬುರುಡೆ 
3) a police man using this before interrogation

the basic difference between these sentences are that you use them in the following instance:
1) ನಿನ್ನ ಚೌಡಿ ಬಿಡಿಸ್ಬಿಡ್ತಿನಿ is used when you want to 'indicate' (just wish to do so) that you want punish the one in question
2) ನಿನ್ನ ಚಮ್ಮಡಿ ಸುಲಿದ್ಬಿಡ್ತಿನಿ is used when you want to indicate that you really want to harshly punish,like met out corporal punishment to the one in question but just do that by venting out your anger
3) ನಿನ್ಗೆ ಹಿಡ್ದಿರೊ ಚೆಳಿ ಬಿಡಿಸ್ತಿನಿ is the sentence used when you want to get rid of irking 'attitude'( ಪ್ರವೃತ್ತಿ) of the one in question


I hope this enlightenment gyan on colloquial  lounguage helped you to understand and use kannada in a better way!


And by the way, if you have not understood what I was telling all this while, then see the title. The title itself says everything about this post, its a ಬೇವಾರಸಿ ಟಿಪ್ಪಣಿ                 [ for Thames peepals: useless post]

Oota-Thindi: A Thindi Potha's Photo blog

My newest venture: A photo blog! No, I'm not a DSLR owning, self proclaimed  Photographer who would post AMAZING photographs! This is just a log of a Thindi Potha's cooking (adda)ventures. If you wish to look at some FOOD please visit -->
oota-thindi.tumblr.com 

DIY: Telugu Movie in sure to succeed steps

The markets are doing good. Everybody would want to take advantage of it, especially if you are a big shot! So here is a DIY recipe for a Telugu movie in sure to succeed steps!

Characters you need:

• A Male lead, with a great, rich, politically strong lineage 
• An (atleast 30%) Attractive female lead. No preferences on regionality , political affiliation, doesn't matter if she cant understand/speak the language
• A sidekick to the Male lead, no compromises here, choose industry certified actors 
• Free to choose any number of villain characters. But make sure each's last name is 'Reddy' and also they are pedophiles and/or misogynistic  
• Make sure to sign up 'Mummaith Khan' for Item/Semi-cabarets 
• Father / Mother roles based on the plot

Plot/Story line:

• Make sure some plots/story line does take place in 'Rayalaseema'(This is a must)
• Do not worry about 'Logic' in the movie, after all you are not a 'Vulcan'!
• The Male lead should have the Power to have any Power he wants! Like all the powers of  X-Men, Justice league, Tintin..... , any and every power!  
• Fit in as many fight scenes, although it goes without saying the Male lead should win all the time
• Since you signed up  'Mummaith Khan', Do not forget to put in the Item/Semi-cabarets
• Not to forget the female lead, put in as many songs(commercial duets, shot in phaarign) you want (based on your budget)
• Make the run length of the movie as 3 hours min, else audience will be left dis-satisfied
• Then juxtapose all the sequences, come up with a very commercial title for the movie
• Voila! You have a commercial Telugu movie ready! Rest of the procedures required to market it, keep it alive in the box office etc is out of scope of this post!

All the Best!

Disclaimer: EE blog post alli kandu baruva ella patragaLu kevala kaalpanika haagu vidambanege maatra!

My New Website

From the past 10 years or so I have been coming up with new sites,(two of those here and here) but this time I have come up with a fairly decent personal website. Please visit my website here and suggest any changes / additions.

Bangalore Town, Islamabaad?!

ಸಲಾಮ್ ಸಾಬ್,

ಆಪ್ internet ಗೆ ಬಾರೆಮೆ ಕೆಳಿದ್ದು ಇಲ್ಲ? ಅದೆ ಸಾಬ್ ಆಜ್ಕಲ್ ಏ ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ಚೊಕ್ರಿಯ ಫೇಸ್ಬುಕ್ಕು ಆರ್ಕುಟ್ಟು ಅಂತ ಹೇಳ್ಬಿಟ್ಟಿ ಕಲರ್ ಕಲರ್ ಗೆ ಇರೊ photoಗೆ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಹಕ್ಬಿಟ್ಟಿ ಅದನ್ನ ಈ ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ಹುಡುಗ್ರು ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಕಾಮ್ ಚೋಡ್ಕು ಜೊಲ್ಲುಗೆ  ಸುರ್ಸ್ಕೊಂಡಿ ನೋಡ್ತಾರೆ ಇಲ್ಲಾ, ಅದೆ internettu!

ಆ internet ನ ಬಳಸಿ ಇವತ್ತು ನಾವು ಒಂದು ಮಸ್ತ್ discovery ಗೆ ಮಾಡಿದಾರೆ!
ಅದು ಎನು ಅಂತ ಹೇಳ್ಬಿಟ್ರೆ, ನಾವು internet ನಾಗೆ google maps ನಲ್ಲಿ ನಂದು ಊರು ಬೆಂಗಳೂರುಗೆ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಖೋಜ್ ಮಾಡ್ತಿತ್ತು ಸಾಬ್, ಆಗ ನಂದುಕೆ ಗೊತ್ತಾಗಿದ್ದು ಎನು ಅಂದ್ರೆ, ಈ ಪಾಕಿಸ್ತನ ದೇಶದಲ್ಲಿ ಇಸ್ಲಾಮಬಾದ್ ಇಲ್ಲಾ, ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ಊರುದು ಹೆಸರು ಬಂದ್ ಬಿಟ್ಟಿ "Bangalore Town" ಅಂತ ಹೇಳಿ.
 
ಅದರ್ದು ಒಂದು ಪೋಟ ಡಾಲ್ತು ದೇಕೊಮಾ

ಆ ಪೋಟ ದೇಕಾತೊ ಆ "Bangalore Town" ಕೆ ಪಾಸ್ "Tipu Sultan Road" ಅಂತ ಹೇಳ್ಬಿಟ್ಟಿ ಒಂದು ಸಡಕ್ ಗೆ ನೀವು ಅಬ್ಸೆರ್ವೆಗೆ ಮಾಡಿ.

ಇದರ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಇನ್ನು ಹೆಚ್ಚಿಗೆ details ಗೆ ನೋಡಿದ್ರೆ ನಂದುಕೆ internet ನಾಗೆ ಕುಚ್ ನಹಿ ಮಿಲಾ ಸಾಬ್!
ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ನಿಮ್ದುಕೆ ಇಸ್ ಬಾರೆಮೆ ಕುಚ್ ಜಾನ್ತಾತೊ, ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಎನು ಕಾಮ್ ಮಾಡ್ತಾರೆ, ಈ ನಾಮ್ ಹೇಗೆ ಬಂತು, ಯವಾಗ ಬಂತು, Tipu Sultan Road ಗೆ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಕುಚ್ ಜಾನ್ತಾತೊ, ನಮ್ದೂಕೆ mail ಗೆ ಮಾಡಿ ಮಾಮು, ನಂದುಕೆ  ಈಗ internet ಗೆ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಮಸ್ತಾಗಿ ‌use ಮಾಡ್ತಾರೆ.

ಚಲೋ ಸಾಬ್ ನಮ್ದುಕೆ ಇನ್ನು ಹೋಗ್ತಾರೆ!

Adige Rage

As part of Grad students life.....
idhella sahaja!

AaTike-A Gaming console

AaTike-A Gaming console , was designed as part of CMPE242 course in SJSU.

Tech Specs:
Processor: LPC2148
LCD: Nokia 6100 GLCD

EWBTe!

As Part of more #kannadaRage

Agni IPS Climax! Spoiler!!!

For all Saayi fans and non-Fans!

Raj-Rage!

The Real- ಕನ್ನಡ Rage from ಅಣ್ಣಾವ್ರು! 

make or maDi!

yaaradhrU idhanna implement maaDrappa! pleasss

How to make others believe you are in a job(and to make them jealous)

Ok, assuming that you got into a job (or even if you didn't) after college and made necessary status updates on Facebook, its time for you to show them that you *really* are in a job(or atleast make them believe)! So here are some tips to do that:

1. Take photos of you along with your group, in front of your company hoarding(obviously)

2. Put up photos of the hotel/suite where you were hosted/inducted

3.Next, take photos while you were training and also dont forget to mention how you played Counter Strike after the training! 

4. Put up photos of you and your group's celebrations after the training(with cake etc etc)

5.The most important part: Take photos of you along with your colleagues with your ID card leashed and flashing around your neck!

6. After few weeks, put up photos of your team's outing and update how amazing the trip was on Facebook.

7. All through mention in chat/FB statuses how you stayed back and worked on weekends!

All these steps are time tested and proven to succeed in making your other frenemies(friend cum enemies) jealous! 

However, please note that these are chronologically stated activities of a newly hired graduate!

All the best!