Sunday, January 9, 2011

How to make others believe you are in a job(and to make them jealous)

Ok, assuming that you got into a job (or even if you didn't) after college and made necessary status updates on Facebook, its time for you to show them that you *really* are in a job(or atleast make them believe)! So here are some tips to do that:

1. Take photos of you along with your group, in front of your company hoarding(obviously)
2. Put up photos of the hotel/suite where you were hosted/inducted
3.Next, take photos while you were training and also dont forget to mention how you played Counter Strike after the training! 
4. Put up photos of you and your group's celebrations after the training(with cake etc etc)
5.The most important part: Take photos of you along with your colleagues with your ID card leashed and flashing around your neck!
6. After few weeks, put up photos of your team's outing and update how amazing the trip was on Facebook.
7. All through mention in chat/FB statuses how you stayed back and worked on weekends!

All these steps are time tested and proven to succeed in making your other frenemies(friend cum enemies) jealous! 
However, please note that these are chronologically stated activities of a newly hired graduate!
All the best!