DIY: Telugu Movie in sure to succeed steps

The markets are doing good. Everybody would want to take advantage of it, especially if you are a big shot! So here is a DIY recipe for a Telugu movie in sure to succeed steps!

Characters you need:

• A Male lead, with a great, rich, politically strong lineage 
• An (atleast 30%) Attractive female lead. No preferences on regionality , political affiliation, doesn't matter if she cant understand/speak the language
• A sidekick to the Male lead, no compromises here, choose industry certified actors 
• Free to choose any number of villain characters. But make sure each's last name is 'Reddy' and also they are pedophiles and/or misogynistic  
• Make sure to sign up 'Mummaith Khan' for Item/Semi-cabarets 
• Father / Mother roles based on the plot

Plot/Story line:

• Make sure some plots/story line does take place in 'Rayalaseema'(This is a must)
• Do not worry about 'Logic' in the movie, after all you are not a 'Vulcan'!
• The Male lead should have the Power to have any Power he wants! Like all the powers of  X-Men, Justice league, Tintin..... , any and every power!  
• Fit in as many fight scenes, although it goes without saying the Male lead should win all the time
• Since you signed up  'Mummaith Khan', Do not forget to put in the Item/Semi-cabarets
• Not to forget the female lead, put in as many songs(commercial duets, shot in phaarign) you want (based on your budget)
• Make the run length of the movie as 3 hours min, else audience will be left dis-satisfied
• Then juxtapose all the sequences, come up with a very commercial title for the movie
• Voila! You have a commercial Telugu movie ready! Rest of the procedures required to market it, keep it alive in the box office etc is out of scope of this post!

All the Best!

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